**AITA for telling my cousin that her "Eid Mubarak 2026" WhatsApp forward was low-key a dystopian flex?**
So, my family group chat is a never-ending cesspool of boomer memes and unsolicited recipes, but yesterday my cousin, who is apparently living in the future, drops a massive "EID MUBARAK 2026" graphic. Think: flying camels, a moon that’s been ran through an AI filter 16 times, and a font that screams "I just discovered WordArt."
I replied, "Girl, it's 2025. Are you trying to speedrun the calendar or did your phone finally break after 10 years of use?" She got mad and said I was "ruining the spirit of the celebration" and that it's "never too early for good wishes."
TL;DR: Cousin sent Eid wishes for next year, I called her out on her temporal confusion, and now half the family thinks I’m a joyless grinch who hates future planning.
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. Eid Mubarak... 2026? In this economy? Sir, this is a Wendy’s.