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**EXCLUSIVE: ELON MUSK DROPS BOMBSHELL EID MUBARAK MESSAGE – “WE’RE BUILDING THE WORLD’S LARGEST HALAL COLONY ON MARS!”**

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**EXCLUSIVE: ELON MUSK DROPS BOMBSHELL EID MUBARAK MESSAGE – “WE’RE BUILDING THE WORLD’S LARGEST HALAL COLONY ON MARS!”**

*By: Lola Spark, Red Carpet Correspondent*

The red carpet was already smoking when tech billionaire **Elon Musk** crashed the *Eid Mubarak 2026* gala in Dubai, not to party, but to *declare war on gravity*.

“Eid Mubarak, Earthlings,” Musk yelled into the mic, his voice cracking as he pulled out a giant, holographic mooncake. “This year, I’m giving you the moon. Literally. We’re launching the first **Halal-certified settlement on Mars** by midnight.”

The crowd gasped. Supermodel **Bella Hadid**, draped in a custom golden abaya, dropped her diamond-bordered dates. “Is this real?” she screamed. “I can’t even get a reservation at Nobu, and he’s claiming **prayer rooms on the red planet**?”

Insiders say the colony, dubbed “Eid-Al-Ghurabah,” will feature zero-gravity mosques and robot imams. But the drama got even *messier*: leaked footage shows **Kim Kardashian** frantically calling her team, whispering, “I need a burqa for space... make it SKIMS!”

But it wasn’t all moon dust and luxury. **Rihanna** was spotted crying backstage, screaming, “He *promised* me the first private jet to the stars!” She later threw her crystal-encrusted hijab at a security drone.

**Verdict:** This *Eid Mubarak* isn’t just about forgiveness—it’s about space visas. Get ready for the most *off-world* drama the red carpet has ever seen.