**AITA for hoping the aliens are just as disappointed in us as we are in them?**
Okay so Disclosure Day finally happened. 👽 The big “we are not alone” press conference. And like, cool, cool. We finally get to meet our interstellar neighbors. But can we talk about the *disclosure* itself? Because apparently the galactic council has been watching us for millennia and their official statement was basically: “You guys are a mess. Your reality TV is mid. Please stop fighting over bread. Also, Pluto is still a planet in our system, get over it.”
TL;DR: Aliens finally show up, immediately judge our vibes, and refuse to offer advanced tech until we figure out how to stop arguing about pineapple on pizza. The real question is: AITA for thinking this is just a really elaborate PR stunt from NASA to distract us from the economy? Or should we be offended that the extraterrestrials think TikTok is our peak cultural achievement? Asking for a friend who lives under a rock (and apparently so does the alien ambassador).