**Danny Ramirez Leaves Town After "Common Sense" Traffic Sign Sparks Total Meltdown**
**LOCAL, FL** – A heated Facebook argument over a "NO PARKING 2AM-6AM" sign took a bizarre turn last night when Danny Ramirez, 34, allegedly drove his lifted F-150 *through* the sign after claiming it "contradicted my common sense." Ramirez filmed himself shouting, "It's 2:15 AM and *I'm* not parking—I'm driving. The sign doesn't say NO DRIVING. Wake up, sheep!" The post went viral before being removed. One local mom commented, "Finally, someone with the guts to say what we’re all thinking. Next they’ll be telling us when to blink." Ramirez is now reportedly "camping" at a nearby Waffle House, refusing to return until the city "apologizes for the sign's confusing wording."