**BREAKING: Biden DOJ Sues Itself for "Audio Obstruction" – Claims Its Own Tapes Are "Too Damning to Release... and Too Quiet to Hear"**
In a landmark case of tautological justice, the Biden Department of Justice has announced it is filing a lawsuit against... the Biden Department of Justice. The suit alleges that the DOJ is blocking the release of "critical audio evidence" in the classified documents case—despite the fact that the audio in question is of President Biden openly stating, "I have no memory of where my coffee cup is, let alone those documents."
The irony? The DOJ is simultaneously arguing that releasing the tapes would set a dangerous precedent for executive privilege—while also arguing that the tapes are "inaudible due to background noise from a blender making a smoothie."
Legal experts are calling it "the most inside-baseball moment in American jurisprudence." The MAGA crowd is screaming "Deep State circular logic!" while the Biden team insists it's "simply a routine case of administrative self-governance."
The final ruling? Likely to be written by a judge who will, ironically, also claim to "not remember" what the verdict was. 🏛️🎙️ #DOJception #MemesOfTheWeek