OMG YALL 👁️👄👁️ BIDEN DOJ GOT THE AUDIO FILES LEAKED? 🚨🚨
🗣️ "We're suing for the full tapes" — Congress said that, not me 💅
Basically the DOJ be playin' hard to get with them audio receipts from Biden's classified docs interview. They don't want the public to hear 'em… but like… we all know what happens when they try to hide stuff. 🕵️♂️👀
Meanwhile, Republicans be like "we need the raw unfiltered version" and the DOJ be like "no cap, that's a security risk"… but fr, we the public just want the tea ☕️
So now it's a whole lawsuit over a tape that might just be Biden saying "let me check my notes real quick" like 47 times 💀
Honestly this whole timeline is pure brainrot. 10/10 would doomscroll again. 🔁