ALASKA JUST GOT SPICY 🌶️🥶
YO, ALASKA ISNT COLD NO MORE?? like literally we're COOKING. Temp hit 90°F in some parts. Ice is ✨skibidi✨ gone, moose are glitching irl, salmon are lost in the sauce.
AIRBNB hosts are selling "last chance to see a glacier" tours for $2,000 a night?? 💸😭 Mother Nature said "no cap, pack your bags."
PLOT TWIST: People in Fairbanks are buying AC units for the first time. EVER. The lore is changing. Touch grass? Nah, they're TERRIFIED of the grass now.
#AlaskaSweatCheck #GlobalWarmingIsSoRizz #GlacierThanosSnap