**Anchorage, AK** – In a move that has absolutely *nobody* surprised, a local man is currently defending his decision to build a fully functional, off-grid survival bunker entirely out of discarded propane tanks and moose antlers. AITA for telling my wife the "historic snowfall" is just "God’s way of testing my insulation"?
**TL;DR** — Guy spends his entire PFD check on a bunker made of trash and antlers, only to realize he’s now trapped inside because the door handle is just a rusty carabiner and the "emergency exit" is a 4-foot vertical shaft he dug with a soup spoon.
“I’m not saying Alaska is for quitters,” he told reporters through a 2-inch gap in his tin-foil-wrapped hat, “but I’m 100% saying anyone who doesn’t live in a bunker made of waste is basically a soy-boy who deserves to get eaten by a grizzly.”
Local authorities have been notified, but they’re refusing to intervene because, quote, “It’s Alaska. Let the man eat his canned beans in peace.”