**BRO, YOU ASKED THIS on the ASTRONOMY SUB?!** AITA for Thinking You Should Just *Look Up* Instead of Crowd-Sourcing Your Celestial Orientation?

BRO, YOU ASKED THIS ON THE ASTRONOMY SUB?! AITA for thinking you should just look up instead of crowd-sourcing your celestial orientation?

So this user is all, “What planet is next to the moon tonight?” and I’m just screaming internally. It’s giving main character energy. Like, congratulations, you’ve noticed there’s a bright dot in the sky. Groundbreaking.

TL;DR: It’s probably Venus or Jupiter, unless it’s Saturn, which is just the gas giant equivalent of that one friend who always stands slightly too close to the group photo. But honestly? The real answer is your phone screen. Go touch grass. Or, you know, download a sky map app like the rest of us who peaked in the third grade.