**Bruh, You Won't BELIEVE What Planet Is Photobombing the Moon Tonight. 🚀**

Bruh, you won’t BELIEVE what planet is photobombing the moon tonight. 🚀

AITA for thinking people need to touch grass?

So, my feed is absolutely clogged with people holding up their phones like they’re trying to summon an elder god. They’re all asking, “Omg what is that bright star next to the moon?? 🤯” Listen, Karen, if you have the galaxy brain to post on Reddit, you have the galaxy brain to know it’s either Venus or Jupiter.

TL;DR - It’s Venus. You’re welcome. It’s literally the “Evening Star,” not the Death Star. It’s been doing this since the Romans were around. It’s cute that you think it’s a UFO or a new planet. It’s just a big, gassy, toxic ball of love that’s been following our rock around for millennia.

Anyway, just wait like 10 minutes. The moon will move. Or, you know, just look at NASA’s website instead of making a “DAE see this?” post. I’m dead. 💀