**AITA for Thinking the Internet Has Collectively Lost Its Goddamn Mind?**

AITA for thinking the internet has collectively lost its goddamn mind?

OMG guys, look up tonight (if you can tear yourselves away from shitposting). That “super bright star” next to the moon? Yeah, that’s Jupiter. Groundbreaking, I know. In other news, water is wet and your search history is a war crime.

We’ve officially reached peak civilization. People are flooding astronomy forums asking if it’s a UFO, a new planet, or the NASA death beam. No, Brenda, it’s the big gas giant that’s been chilling in the solar system for 4.6 billion years. It’s not going to abduct your cat.

TL;DR: The sky has things in it. Get a hobby that isn’t panic-googling the celestial bodies that literally orbit your house. 🔭🙄