**Headline: TSA Gold+? Your Wallet Just Got Pickpocketed at Security (And Not by TSA)**

Headline: TSA Gold+? Your Wallet Just Got Pickpocketed at Security (And Not by TSA)

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Forget Clear. Forget PreCheck. There’s a new VIP lane in town, and it’s the most expensive way to skip the line yet: TSA Gold+.

Starting this fall, the TSA is piloting a premium, “concierge-level” screening lane at major hubs (JFK, LAX, O’Hare). The price tag? A cool $299 per year (per person) — or $59 per single-use pass.

Here’s what you’re actually buying: You still hand over your ID. You still take off your shoes. The only difference? You get a private bin and a staffer to push your luggage through the scanner. That’s it. No shirt sleeves, no laptop-out exemption.

The consumer gut-punch? While airlines and the TSA rake in record fees, the regular PreCheck line—which you already paid $78 for—is now routinely 25 minutes long. You’re paying extra not for speed, but to avoid breathing on the person ahead of you.

The real scandal: This is a classic bait-and-switch. The TSA is starving the standard security system (crowding, fewer agents), making it miserable, so you feel forced to upgrade. Your $78 PreCheck is now the “economy” class of security.

Bottom line for your wallet: Don’t bite. This is a $299 tax for a service you’re already paying for. They’re selling you your own time back—time they intentionally stole. If you buy Gold+, you’re guaranteeing that the regular line gets even worse for everyone else (including you, when your family can’t afford it).

Verdict: Not worth it. Your money is better spent