**TSA Gold+? More Like TSA GOLDEN GOOSE! 🤦‍♂️**

TSA Gold+? More Like TSA GOLDEN GOOSE! 🤦‍♂️

Just saw this new “TSA Gold+” program rolling out at my local airport. So let me get this straight: they create a problem (hours-long lines), then sell you the solution for $89.99 a year? And now they want to add ANOTHER tier where you pay extra to skip the “enhanced pat-down” line?

Common sense says if we just went back to the old system where grandma wasn’t forced to remove her shoes and we treated pilots like humans instead of terrorists, we wouldn’t need six different “trusted traveler” tiers.

But hey, I’m sure the TSA will use the extra revenue to buy more full-body scanners that still can’t detect a plastic water bottle. #TSAGoldPlus #CommonSenseMissing #JustFlyThePlane