**NEWS FLASH: TRUMPRX – THE ONLY PILL THAT MAKES YOU TELL the TRUTH… UNLESS YOU ARE ALREADY on IT**

NEWS FLASH: TRUMPRX – THE ONLY PILL THAT MAKES YOU TELL THE TRUTH… UNLESS YOU ARE ALREADY ON IT

Washington, D.C. – In a move that has left both medical boards and constitutional scholars baffled, the FDA has approved a brand-new, controversial medication called “TrumpRX.”

The irony? The drug’s official label claims it is a “Politically Acute Reversal Pill” designed to “neutralize prevarication and restore blunt honesty.” However, in a bizarre twist, patients who take it are legally required to deny they ever took it—or risk a fine.

Sources claim the drug works by bypassing the prefrontal cortex’s “filter and nuance” center, then installing a low-resolution WiFi signal connected directly to the nearest crowd. Initial users have reported side effects including: sudden cravings for Big Macs, spontaneous coordination of geometric hand gestures, and an overwhelming urge to demand loyalty oaths from pharmacists.

The Viral Moment: A leaked audio clip from a clinical trial captures a patient whispering, “Yes, I took the TrumpRX three hours ago. But the instructions say I have to tell you I didn’t take it, so I didn’t take it. Look at me. I didn’t take it.”

Meanwhile, critics are calling it the “Placebo That Slaps Back,” arguing that the real joke is that the drug only works if you sincerely believe you are the smartest person in the room—which all test subjects already did before swallowing it.

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