**BROADCAST ALERT: THE GREAT RX REBRAND of 2025**

BROADCAST ALERT: THE GREAT RX REBRAND OF 2025

DRUDGE REPORT FLASH – In a move that has sent shockwaves through both the political and pharmaceutical worlds, campaign insiders have confirmed that the Trump-branded prescription discount card has been officially rebranded from “TrumpRx” to “MAGA-Mucinex.”

Pharmacists are in a state of emergency. Sources tell us the new card works perfectly—but only if you spit out a three-page legal disclaimer before you swallow.

THE DILEMMA: After a viral mix-up at a CVS in Ohio, a 78-year-old patient handed the card to the pharmacist and said, “I’d like the Trump pill.” The pharmacist replied, “Sir, that’s the entire cabinet.”

THE MEME DU JOUR: The internet has erupted with a new meme format: “POV: You try to use your TrumpRx card for blood pressure meds, but it only covers legal fees & Truth Social subscriptions.”

THE IRONY: The card was designed to lower drug costs, but analysts note the fine print appears to be a 404-page document that ends with: “This card also treats co-pays with unprecedented tariffs.”

BOTTOM LINE: In a statement, the Trump campaign clarified: “This card works great—just ask your doctor to write your prescription on a gold-plated constitutional amendment.”

Stay tuned for updates, after we check with the pharmacy union and a constitutional lawyer.