**BREAKING: "TRUMP RX" SENDS HOLLYWOOD INTO a TAILSPIN – CELEBS FLEE the RED CARPET as SHOCK NEW BRAND DROPS at ELTON JOHN’S AIDS GALA!**

BREAKING: “TRUMP RX” SENDS HOLLYWOOD INTO A TAILSPIN – CELEBS FLEE THE RED CARPET AS SHOCK NEW BRAND DROPS AT ELTON JOHN’S AIDS GALA!

The drama hit DEFCON 1 tonight at the star-studded Elton John AIDS Foundation Oscars viewing party. Just as fashion icons were posing for the flashing lights, a new, highly controversial brand called “TRUMP RX” appeared on the scene – and the carpet literally cleared.

We saw Billy Porter practically vault over a velvet rope to avoid a rogue brand ambassador wearing a “Make America Healthy Again” lab coat. Lady Gaga looked horrified as she was handed a “Trump Rx” branded pill bottle (allegedly containing “generic hydroxychloroquine lollipops”), while A-listers like Meryl Streep visibly recoiled.

Sources say the brand—a purported line of “MAGA-approved vitamins” and “anxiety cures for the liberal elite”—was being pushed by a mysterious group called “The Proxies.” The shock value was nuclear.

“We thought it was a joke,” a frazzled publicist screamed over the chaos. “Then an A-lister’s assistant literally grabbed a bottle of ‘TRUMP RX: Sleepy Eye Drops’ and demanded an in-room IV drip!”

The real drama? No one knows who is behind the stunt. Is it a satirical art project? A PR nightmare? Or is the 45th president actually shilling wellness? Either way, the carpet is a minefield, and the celebs are running for cover. We’re shook. 🚨🎬