**BREAKING: Orange Man Claims He Discovered a "Perfect" Cure for Everything, Calls It "TrumpXR"**

BREAKING: Orange Man Claims He Discovered a “Perfect” Cure for Everything, Calls It “TrumpXR”

Posted by u/MAGA_Skeptic69 • 3 hours ago

AITA for thinking this is just a rebranded glass of tap water with a Sharpie signature on the cup?

So apparently the former guy held a press conference at Mar-a-Lago today to unveil his groundbreaking new formula: TrumpXR. According to his rambling speech (which was 45 minutes longer than scheduled and included a tangent about windmills causing cancer), this miracle elixir cures “the China virus, headaches, sadness, and probably your student loans if you just believe hard enough.”

The ingredient list? “A lot of winning, some really great electrolytes, and the best words.” He then hawked it for the low, low price of $399.99 (plus a “small” $50 shipping fee, because “nobody does logistics like me”).

TL;DR: Man who once suggested injecting bleach now wants you to drink his patented “TrumpXR” energy drink that he definitely didn’t test on any living thing. Also, it’s not FDA approved, but he “has a very good brain, the best brain” so that should be fine, right?

Comments are locked for “maintaining high energy,” but I’m just waiting for the inevitable tinfoil hat lawsuit. 🤡