**BREAKING: TRUMP ANNOUNCES NEW RX DRUG CALLED "TRUMPRX" – SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE EGO INJECTIONS & TARIFF-RELATED BONERS**

BREAKING: TRUMP ANNOUNCES NEW RX DRUG CALLED “TRUMPRX” – SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE EGO INJECTIONS & TARIFF-RELATED BONERS

Oh look, another thing Trump is trying to brand like a dollar-store supplement. The orange one just unveiled “TrumpRx™” – a prescription for “patriotic wellness” that he claims will cure everything from inflation to Joe Biden’s hairline. AITA for thinking this is just a get-rich-quick scheme wrapped in a red tie?

TL;DR: Dusty old man launches a drug that’s 90% placebo, 10% spray tan, and costs $4,000 per bottle because “Mexico will pay for it.” Side effects reported so far: unironic use of the word “covfefe” and a sudden desire to build a wall around your pharmacy. My favorite part? The fine print says “May cause spontaneous rallies and urges to grab people by the wallet.”

Absolutely nothing could go wrong. 🚨💊 #TrumpRx #MakeAmericaCoughUpAgain