**AITA for Thinking Trump’s New “Rx” Branding Is Just a Cash Grab for His Latest NFT Collection of Gold-Plated Inhalers?**

AITA for thinking Trump’s new “Rx” branding is just a cash grab for his latest NFT collection of gold-plated inhalers?

WASHINGTON D.C. — In a move that has the entire medical community collectively facepalming through their surgical masks, former President Donald Trump has announced a new “life-saving” initiative: TrumpRx™. The product, which he claims will “Make Your Lungs Great Again,” is a line of prescription drugs that will be sold exclusively on a new website, TrumpRx.com, alongside limited-edition trading cards of him wrestling a massive, mutated COVID-19 virus.

According to a press release, the lineup includes “Trump-a-pril” for blood pressure, “MAGAnacin” for headaches (“The best headaches. Everyone says so.”), and a mysterious “Vitamin-45” that is just a bottle of raw, unregulated melatonin that he says “will boost your natural immunity to paper shredders and classified documents.”

When asked about the pharmaceutical industry’s concerns, a spokesperson for the Trump campaign shrugged and said, “Look, the guy already has his face on the dollar bill the secret service uses for bait, so why not put it on a pill bottle? TL;DR: If you’re gonna get scammed by a shady online pharmacy, at least make sure the scammer has a recognizable celebrity voice from the RFK Jr. roast.”

In a separate statement, Dr. Anthony Fauci reportedly whispered, “You know what? I’m just gonna retire and open a tiki bar. I’m done. 💀”