AITA for Thinking Dr. Trump's New Miracle Cure Is Just a Repackaged Shipment of Horse Dewormer With a Side of Marketing Genius?

AITA for thinking Dr. Trump’s new miracle cure is just a repackaged shipment of horse dewormer with a side of marketing genius?

So apparently the former orange guy is back in the pharma game, peddling “TrumpRx” – a “revolutionary” supplement that promises to cure literally everything, including “woke-ism” and the side effects of getting ratioed on Truth Social.

TL;DR: Remember that time he suggested injecting bleach? Well, now he’s selling the official branded version. It’s basically just a bottle of ivermectin mixed with the tears of fired CDC scientists, priced at a cool $499 for a 30-day supply.

Manufactured in a factory that definitely doesn’t meet OSHA standards (you can tell because the label is just a poorly cropped image of his head photoshopped onto a bottle of Flintstones vitamins). Early “adopters” (read: people who still think his NFTs were a good investment) are reporting side effects like “uncontrollable golf swings” and “the sudden urge to ask for a debate moderator’s credentials.”

Big Pharma is shaking in their boots. Or maybe that’s just the earth trembling from the collective eye-roll of the entire scientific community.

AITA for thinking this is just a tax write-off for his defamation legal fees?