**BREAKING: "TrumpRX" Trends as Pharmacists Report Spike in Patients Asking for "The Orange Pill That Makes You Never Admit Being Wrong"**

BREAKING: “TrumpRX” Trends as Pharmacists Report Spike in Patients Asking for “The Orange Pill That Makes You Never Admit Being Wrong”

Washington, D.C. – A mysterious new term, “TrumpRX,” has exploded across social media this morning following a leaked memo from an independent pharmacy group claiming that dozens of patients are walking in and asking for “that new orange pill that gives you a 5G booster for your ego.” The irony? It all started when a viral clip surfaced of a man in a MAGA hat trying to return a “defective” inhaler because “it didn’t make my voice deeper.”

Meme historians are calling this the “Peak Placebo Irony” — a moment where the internet collectively decides that the only side effect of a fictional drug called TrumpRX would be “instant immunity to facts, a permanent tan, and the sudden urge to sue your own reflection.” As one pharmacist tweeted: “I don’t have TrumpRX. But I do have a sugar pill labeled ‘I alone can fix it.’ It’s selling out faster than insulin.” The White House has not commented, but Truth Social is reportedly crash-testing a new NFT line called “Declassify Your Cough Syrup.”