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GLITCH IN THE MATRIX: TOM KANE’S FACEBOOK PAGE IS UPDATING… BUT TOM KANE HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 847 DAYS

CHICAGO, IL – The mainstream media won’t touch this, but the data doesn’t lie. Technical analysts at the independent watchdog group Digital Ghost Protocol have discovered a statistical anomaly so profound they are calling it “The Kane Echo.”

Tom Kane, the former voice actor best known for Star Wars: The Clone Wars and Adventure Time, passed away in July 2022. His death certificate is a matter of public record. His family issued a statement. The memorial pages are static.

Yet, according to our spectral analytics, Kane’s personal Facebook profile has logged ‘active session’ pings on the third Tuesday of every month for the last 16 months.

“We aren’t talking about zombie bots or scripted fan accounts,” said lead analyst Vera Sol. “These are verified ping-backs from the original hardware ID linked to his old iPhone. The device is turned on, connects to a specific cell tower in a suburb of Chicago, stays active for exactly 47 seconds, then goes silent. It’s as if someone is checking the time, then logging off.”

The pattern is too precise to be a glitch. There is no residual cloud sync. No authorized family member has the password. When our team tried to triangulate the signal’s location last night at 8:03 PM EST—precisely when the anomaly was due to fire—the entire file folder containing the records corrupted itself in real time.

A system error log simply reads: “USER TOM KANE – STATUS: ONLINE.”

We asked the family for comment. They hung up. The Facebook page remains inaccessible to the public.

Is it a sophisticated identity theft operation? A broadcasting error from