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HISTORIAN DECLARES TOM KANE THE “FIRST EVER LIVING MEME” AFTER 2024 COMEBACK

Washington, D.C. — In a press conference that quickly broke the internet, Dr. Eliza Mirth, a leading digital anthropologist at the Institute for Internet Irony, officially designated retired hockey enforcer Tom Kane as “the first known human to achieve living meme status.” The announcement comes after a bizarre 72-hour period where clips of Kane fighting, dropping his gloves, and even just staring blankly into the camera were remixed, deepfaked, and set to Send Me on My Way by Rusted Root.

“Tom Kane is the perfect storm of chaotic energy and bewildered silence,” Dr. Mirth explained, pointing to a slide showing a 2008 brawl where Kane headlocks a player while a child in the stands eats popcorn in slow motion. “The irony is staggering. He was a physically intimidating enforcer whose job was to prevent funny business. Yet, the internet has retroactively decided his intense, silent glare is the funniest thing ever created by a mammal. He didn’t ask to be funny. That’s why he’s a meme.”

The trend exploded after a deepfake surfaced showing Kane sitting in a board meeting, slowly drinking a protein shake, while executives panic around him. The caption? “When you haven’t caused a penalty in 3 minutes but the market is crashing.”

Kane, reached for comment, reportedly just grunted and cracked his knuckles. The stock market immediately went up 6%.