**🚨 SHOCKING: Local Legend Tom Kane Caught on Security Cam Allegedly Pouring Bucket of 'Common Sense' Over City Council's New "Bike-Share-but-You-Can't-Lock-It-Up" Scheme!**

🚨 SHOCKING: Local legend Tom Kane caught on security cam allegedly pouring bucket of ‘common sense’ over city council’s new “bike-share-but-you-can’t-lock-it-up” scheme!

🐟 “I’ve had it with these eejits,” Kane was heard shouting as he allegedly tipped cloudy water over 50 new rental bikes. “You need a degree in rocket science just to return one, and the first two weeks are FREE? That’s not common sense, that’s a civic crime!”

The 67-year-old retired plumber, who famously replaced all ‘Yield’ signs with ‘Stop Living Dangerously’ placards last spring, is now facing 14 separate charges – but our community group is SPLIT.

💬 Local resident Mary O’Shea wrote: “Tom may be a bit rough around the edges, but he’s the only one who actually reads the council’s 200-page policy manuals. He’s got a point – if common sense were a bucket, the council’s been drinking empty!”

📸 [Photo: Tom, holding a fishing rod, captioned “The only man willing to drain the swamp.”]

What’s YOUR take? Is Tom a hero of common sense or just making a splash?

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