AITA for Losing My Absolute Shit at My Neighbor, Tom Kane, for Turning Our Quiet Suburban Street Into a Live-Action *Succession* Audition?

AITA for losing my absolute shit at my neighbor, Tom Kane, for turning our quiet suburban street into a live-action Succession audition?

So, context: I live next to this retired sci-fi actor, right? Dude was in The Lord of the Rings or whatever, huge deal but now he’s just a normal dude with a lawn. Or so I thought. Yesterday I wake up to the sound of, I kid you not, a f*cking brass band playing the Imperial March from Star Wars at 7 AM. I stumble outside in my robe and see Tom Kane, full Gandalf cosplay, standing on a step ladder yelling “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!” at a mail truck that’s trying to deliver his Amazon packages.

The mailman is just sitting there, defeated. Horns playing. Tom’s not even in character anymore—he’s just screaming about how his LOTR royalties aren’t enough to cover the HOA fees, and the HOA president is “a Dark Lord who needs to be vanquished.” Meanwhile, his lawn is completely full of those little plastic wizard statues and a literal bonfire made of old scripts.

AITA for calling the cops? They showed up and just took a selfie with him. He’s now a local legend. TL;DR: Tom Kane turned our block into a meth-fueled Renaissance faire because he’s mad about property taxes. Send help.