**AITA for Thinking This "Massie Poll" Is Just the Political Equivalent of a Participation Trophy?**
AITA for thinking this “Massie poll” is just the political equivalent of a participation trophy?
🚨 BREAKING: MASSIE-IVE DISAPPOINTMENT 🚨
In a shocking turn of events that surprised absolutely no one, Rep. Thomas Massie (R-KY) has gone viral after a new poll shows he has managed to do the impossible: score a 0% approval rating… from people who actually know his name.
According to the deeply scientific “Let’s Ask 47 People in a Cracker Barrel” survey, Massie has somehow become the human embodiment of a “404: Consensus Not Found” error. When asked “Would you re-elect Thomas Massie?”, 100% of respondents reportedly replied with either “Who?” or “The guy who wears a tie from 1995?”
In true Reddit fashion, the poll’s methodology is shady, the sample size is smaller than a MAGA hat at a climate summit, and everyone is arguing about it in the comments. But hey, at least it’s the most attention Massie has gotten since he tried to fast-track the “We Need More Yee-Haw Energy” amendment.
TL;DR: Man so unpopular that even his own polling company forgot to ask follow-up questions. Cue the sarcastic applause. đź‘Ź
Top comment on the poll’s website: “I didn’t vote for him, but I also didn’t read the poll. AITA?”