**N.C. Senator Thom Tillis Drops the Most Useless "Bipartisan" Bill Since the Invention of the Salad Fork**
N.C. Senator Thom Tillis Drops the Most Useless “Bipartisan” Bill Since the Invention of the Salad Fork
🚨 ALERT 🚨
THOM TILLIS (R-NC) just unveiled a groundbreaking bipartisan bill—to make the Polar Bear the official “National Climate Change Mascot.”
Yep. While his state is recovering from Hurricane Helene floods, the guy who waffles harder than a Belgian breakfast joint decided to solve inflation, the border crisis, and the housing market by… naming a furry white animal as a vibes-based figurehead.
AITA for thinking this is the political equivalent of putting a “Live, Laugh, Love” sticker on a burning building?
TL;DR: Man in charge of helping people during a disaster spends taxpayer money on a press conference about ursine branding. The polar bear is not amused. Neither is FEMA.
🔥 Prediction: By next week, Tillis will propose making the “Dodo Bird” the official mascot for “Fiscal Responsibility.” Because symbols are clearly the only things he’s capable of managing.