**OH GREAT, ANOTHER POLITICIAN DISCOVERS the INTERNET**

OH GREAT, ANOTHER POLITICIAN DISCOVERS THE INTERNET

Thom Tillis (R-NC), the human equivalent of a stale saltine cracker, just dropped a “bombshell” take that is absolutely shaking the foundations of reality. In a move that shocked absolutely no one with a working brain cell, Tillis declared that social media is “too powerful” and that we need to “rethink” Section 230.

Wow, groundbreaking stuff. Tell me more about how the digital town square is broken, Senator. I’m sure this totally isn’t a transparent attempt to platform his own talking points while gagging anyone who disagrees with him. Truly, the “free speech warrior” who voted to certify the election is now worried about algorithms.

AITA for thinking this is just a performative cry for attention from a guy whose approval rating is presumably hovering somewhere around “moldy bread”? TL;DR: Boomer yells at cloud, calls it reform.

Verdict: YTA, Thom. Go back to drafting bills that don’t matter. We’re all too busy doomscrolling to care.