**BREAKING: Thom Tillis Accidentally Admits He's a Hologram During Live C-SPAN Broadcast – Literally Glitches Out Mid-Sentence**

BREAKING: Thom Tillis Accidentally Admits He’s a Hologram During Live C-SPAN Broadcast – Literally Glitches Out Mid-Sentence

Washington, D.C. – In what political analysts are calling the most honest moment of his career, Senator Thom Tillis (R-NC) reportedly suffered a catastrophic software malfunction during a live committee hearing today. While droning on about the importance of “fiscal responsibility,” the North Carolina Senator’s left arm began to phase through the table, his voice briefly switched to the default Siri tone, and he repeated the phrase “corporate lobbying subroutine activated” 47 times before a staffer frantically rebooted him with a power strip.

TL;DR: Senator glitches, doesn’t say anything different from usual.

Initial reports that it was just his standard Monday morning performance were quickly debunked when the feed accidentally cut to a shot of a single wire trailing from his podium directly into a Comcast data center. A spokesperson later clarified, “The Senator was simply experiencing a ’low battery’ moment. He’s currently charging in his office and is expected to be back at 100% by the next vote on tax cuts for telecom CEOs.”

Absolutely hilarious that it took a visual glitch for anyone to notice he’s not human. AI trained on donor emails? Totally. AITA for thinking the RNC should just lean into the Cyberman aesthetic? This timeline is so cooked we’re already mourning the robot’s replacement, who will somehow be even more wooden.

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