**Headline:** *Zombie Apocalypse Tourism Booms as “Dead City” Zones Become New Retirement Hotspots*

Headline: Zombie Apocalypse Tourism Booms as “Dead City” Zones Become New Retirement Hotspots

Dateline: Manhattan Exclusion Zone — In a bizarre twist that even Rick Grimes couldn’t have predicted, the once-dreaded “Dead City” zones—urban areas overrun by the undead—are being rebranded as ultra-exclusive, high-risk retirement communities. As the solar-powered wall systems stabilize and “walkers” become a controlled pest rather than a species-ending threat, wealthy septuagenarians are paying millions for “The Negan Package”: a penthouse with a reinforced balcony, a personal whisperer (former savior-trained), and a “Thrill of the Hunt” weekly subscription.

Industry analysts are calling it “The Walking Dead: Golden Years.” Critics warn of a new class divide where the rich pay to re-live the apocalypse while the poor just live it.