**Headline: Negan and Maggie's Spin-Off Somehow Makes Living in Zombie NYC Look Worse Than My Studio Apartment**

Headline: Negan and Maggie’s Spin-Off Somehow Makes Living in Zombie NYC Look Worse Than My Studio Apartment

New York City, NY – AMC has unveiled new footage for The Walking Dead: Dead City, because apparently we haven’t watched enough people die slowly in a world without functioning plumbing. The show somehow manages to make post-apocalyptic Manhattan look even more insufferable than it does now, with its feral subway rats, rent prices measured in human teeth, and a giant zombie horde clogging the F train. Maggie uses a crossbow; Negan uses sarcasm and a baseball bat, as if the only thing that changed between seasons is his wardrobe. AITA for thinking this is just The Walking Dead with a more expensive air-fryer budget? TL;DR – The apocalypse still can’t outpace the real-life nightmare of a city where a studio apartment costs your dignity and six years of your life.