**Breaking News: Walking Dead: Dead City Producers Confirm Zombies Are "Attracted to Common Sense" - Local Man LIVID**

Breaking News: Walking Dead: Dead City Producers Confirm Zombies Are “Attracted to Common Sense” - Local Man LIVID

Posted in New York Ruins Survivors & Locals Unite group • 3 mins ago

MAGA MIKE 😡

Okay, can someone PLEASE explain why the producers of this Dead City show are literally spitting in our faces? I just read the latest interview, and they said the “smart zombies” in Manhattan are actually “drawn to logical thinking.”

So, let me get this straight. My neighbor, Brenda, who has been hoarding canned goods in her basement for 30 years and never left her block, survives because she’s “too stubbornly irrational” for a zombie to track?

But ME? I’m out here trying to fix the water pump with a paperclip, using “common sense,” and you’re telling me I’m basically ringing a dinner bell for every walker in Times Square?

This is why the world ended. Hollywood elites think “common sense” is a weakness. I’m moving to Staten Island. The zombies there are too stupid to find me.

#DeadCity #CommonSenseIsDead #WokeZombies #TheyAteMyGenerator