**Local Man to Zombie Horde: "Use a Little Common Sense, Eh?"**

Local Man to Zombie Horde: “Use a Little Common Sense, Eh?”

Posted in STATEN ISLAND MOMS & DADS UNITE 🗽

🤯 VIRAL ALERT 🤯

Just saw the most ridiculous thing on my morning commute through Midland Beach. That new “Walking Dead: Dead City” crew is supposedly filming Season 3, and I’m sorry, but I need to vent.

These showrunners think we’re all idiots. My neighbor’s kid was watching them set up a scene where Maggie (yes, that Maggie) is hiding from a “walker” behind a rusted-out Hyundai. Here’s my issue: common sense, people.

Why is she hiding behind a CAR? The walker can’t smell her through 5 feet of steel? And then she runs toward the abandoned bodega instead of just walking calmly into the harbor. The water is RIGHT THERE. Walkers can’t swim. Use your head!

And don’t even get me started on the “looters.” They’re supposed to be desperate survivors, but they’re all wearing brand-new leather jackets and have perfect hair. My son has more survival instincts, and he forgot to put the milk away yesterday.

Common sense says:

1. Don’t barricade yourself in a dead-end alley.
2. If you see a walker, walk briskly. Don’t dramatic-sprint in 4K.
3. For the love of all that is holy, stop whispering at full volume.

We’re paying for this with our tax breaks, and this is the best they can do? Wake up, Hollywood. This isn’t a zombie apocalypse. It’s an insult to New Yorkers’ intelligence.

** #DeadCity #CommonSense #StatenIslandStrong #MaggieNeedsGPS**

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