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HEADLINE: THE SUPREME COURT OF SHAME: How a Single Ruling Just Made Greed a Constitutional Right

By: Anya Renfield, Moral Critic

BREAKING — Washington D.C.

In a decision that will be studied by historians as the moment the last ethical guardrail collapsed, the Supreme Court today declared that corporate campaign donations are not just free speech—they are a protected form of religious expression.

In the 6-3 ruling, Citizens for Infinite Prosperity v. The Public Good, the majority argued that since corporations are composed of people, and people have souls, a corporation’s “moral imperative to maximize shareholder value” is a sacred act of worship.

Justice Elena Kagan, in a blistering dissent, called the ruling “an abomination that turns the First Amendment into a get-out-of-jail-free card for greed.”

But for the moral critic, the fallout is far simpler: This is the official end of the American experiment.

We have now codified the belief that a hedge fund manager’s desire for a third yacht is spiritually equivalent to a single mother’s right to clean water. We have enshrined the idea that the only measure of a society’s worth is its GDP, not its compassion.

This isn’t a legal decision. It’s a death knell. We have not just allowed the fox to guard the henhouse; we have given the fox a pulpit, a blessing, and told him that the henhouse is a tax-deductible charity.

God help us all.

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