**🚨 BREAKING: SUPREME COURT SAYS ‘USE YOUR EYES’ – RULES COMMON SENSE IS STILL LEGAL**

🚨 BREAKING: SUPREME COURT SAYS ‘USE YOUR EYES’ – RULES COMMON SENSE IS STILL LEGAL

Welcome to the upside-down, folks. The Supreme Court just dropped a ruling that would make my grandmother nod and say, “Well, duh.” In a shocker that has legal scholars scratching their heads and bureaucrats weeping into their lattes, the Court ruled 9-0 that government agencies cannot interpret laws in a way that defies basic human logic. Apparently, if something looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and is clearly trying to eat your french fries, the government can no longer argue it’s a swan just because it has a fancy legal degree.

My neighbor Carl, who once fixed his own washing machine with a butter knife and YouTube, summed it up perfectly: “Finally, they realized you gotta use the brain God gave you.” This is the same Court that just told federal regulators they can’t make up rules that contradict the plain English of a law. Imagine that—words mean things! My third-grade teacher is doing backflips.

But here’s what gets me: the hysteria from the usual suspects. “This will destroy the administrative state!” they scream. No, Karen, this will destroy the ability for unelected pencil-pushers to ban my gas stove because they feel like it. It’s called accountability. It’s called the Constitution. And for once, the highest court in the land decided that ‘common sense’ isn’t a swear word.

So while the talking heads on TV have a meltdown, I’ll be over here, sipping my coffee, enjoying the fact that a judge can no longer fine you for having a lemonade stand unless a commie pinko duck shows up to audit it. 🇺🇸 #CommonSenseWins #SupremeSanity