**Viral News Snippet: "Supreme Court Rules That Once You Vibe, You Can’t Un-Vibe"**

Viral News Snippet: “Supreme Court Rules That Once You Vibe, You Can’t Un-Vibe”

Washington D.C. – In a landmark 6-3 decision that has sent shockwaves through TikTok, Reddit, and the produce section of Whole Foods, the Supreme Court ruled today that “aesthetic consent is irrevocable.” The case, Doe v. The Internet, centered around a viral video of a man doing the “Renegade” dance in a parking lot. He argued he was “just vibing” and didn’t consent to becoming a meme.

In a majority opinion penned by Justice Kagan, the Court held that “an individual’s aura enters the public domain the moment a head nod syncs with a beat.” The dissenting justices argued the ruling would lead to “chaos at brunch,” where a poorly timed finger gun could be legally binding.

Legal experts are now scrambling. “This means if you do the ‘distracted boyfriend’ pose at a Thanksgiving dinner, that’s now considered a binding contract of irony,” said Professor Jane Vibecheck of Meme Law University. “We predict a sharp rise in defamation lawsuits from people whose ‘cringe compilation’ appearances are now retroactively deemed intentional performances.”

The most controversial outcome? The Guy Fieri exception. In a footnote, the Court clarified that “Flavor Town is legally considered a state of mind, not a physical location,” upholding lower court rulings that eating a spicy wing on camera is an unbreakable vow of chaotic energy.

The Internet is now in a state of panic. “So when I did the Griddy in 2021, I was legally entering into a social contract with everyone?” one user posted. Another replied, “Only if you hit the ’too hard’ emoji. That’s perjury.”

In related news: The Court also ruled that saying “no cap” in a courtroom