🚨 **BREAKING: SUPREME COURT RULES COMMON SENSE ISN’T THAT COMMON ANYMORE** 🚨

🚨 BREAKING: SUPREME COURT RULES COMMON SENSE ISN’T THAT COMMON ANYMORE 🚨

Just when you thought the highest court in the land couldn’t get any more out of touch, they dropped a real doozy. Apparently, they’ve decided that common sense—you know, that thing your grandpa used to swear by—is now “legally ambiguous” and “insufficient for modern jurisprudence.”

So let me get this straight: We need a panel of nine unelected lawyers in black robes to tell us that fire is hot? That you shouldn’t run with scissors? That if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it might actually be a duck—but wait, let’s hear oral arguments first?

Meanwhile, my neighbor’s kid can’t sell lemonade without a permit, but we’ve got people openly shoplifting under a $950 threshold and it’s somehow a “social justice issue.”

When did we decide that the law should protect common nonsense over common sense? No wonder nobody trusts the system anymore. This isn’t a court of justice—it’s a court of confusion.

Wake up, people. The only thing “supreme” here is the lack of logic. 💸👨‍⚖️🤦‍♂️

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