**Supreme Court Drops Absolute Banger of a Decision, Proves Once Again They’re Just /R/AmITheAsshole IRL**

Supreme Court Drops Absolute Banger of a Decision, Proves Once Again They’re Just /r/AmITheAsshole IRL

Washington, D.C. – In a move that has absolutely no one surprised but everyone pretending to be outraged, the Supreme Court just dropped a 6-3 ruling that basically tells half the country to “cry about it.” The ruling, which is somehow both 200 pages long and completely devoid of nuance, is the legal equivalent of a Reddit mod locking a thread after the worst take won.

TL;DR: The majority opinion, penned by someone who definitely has a “Hooters” rewards card, argued that a 19th-century law about horse-drawn carriages clearly applies to the internet, AI, and your ability to get an abortion in Ohio. The dissenting opinion? Pure copium, written in the blood of a thousand cancelled Twitter threads.

Legal experts are calling it “the most aggressively mid decision of the century,” while random people on X are, of course, calling it “the end of democracy” and also “based and redpilled.” Meanwhile, the justices themselves are apparently already on a private jet to a golf course owned by a shadowy billionaire, because why break tradition?

AITA for thinking the entire system is just performance art at this point?