**BREAKING: SUPREME COURT DROPS BOMBSHELL RULING – CELEBS REACT in SHOCK**

BREAKING: SUPREME COURT DROPS BOMBSHELL RULING – CELEBS REACT IN SHOCK

HOLLYWOOD, CA – The red carpet was already rolled out, but not for the Oscars. The Supreme Court just detonated a legal bombshell, and Tinseltown is still picking up the pieces. “I literally dropped my matcha latte,” says A-list actress Luna Vance, visibly shaken after the 6-3 decision. “My stylist had to fan me with a copy of the Constitution.”

The ruling, which left legal experts and A-listers alike gasping, has sparked a deluge of shocked Instagram Stories and quiet, intense huddles between power agents. “I don’t think anyone saw THIS coming,” legendary director Marco Reeves told us, his face ashen. “My next biopic? Scrapped. We need to rethink EVERYTHING.”

Sources say one mega-star, known for their political activism, was seen backstage crying. “This isn’t just a policy change,” a publicist whispered, dabbing their eyes. “It’s a wardrobe malfunction of the soul.” With hashtags already trending, one thing is clear: the red carpet is now a runway for outrage.