**"JUST IN: Supreme Court Rules Ice Cream Trucks Must Play Classical Music Only – Call It a 'Public Safety & Nuisance Harmonization' Decision. My Kid Almost Cried When the 'Turkey in the Straw' Jingle Got Replaced by Vivaldi. These Nine Unelected Geniuses Finally Cracked the Case of 'Noise Pollution' While Real Crime Runs Rampant. but Sure, Tell Me Again How the Highest Court in the Land Is Focused on 'The Constitution' and Not on Making Sure My Backyard Isn't 'Aurally Blighted' by a $2 Popsicle. Absolute Clown Show. CommonSenseIsDead GetOffMyLawn"**
“JUST IN: Supreme Court Rules Ice Cream Trucks Must Play Classical Music Only – Call It a ‘Public Safety & Nuisance Harmonization’ Decision. My kid almost cried when the ‘Turkey in the Straw’ jingle got replaced by Vivaldi. These nine unelected geniuses finally cracked the case of ’noise pollution’ while real crime runs rampant. But sure, tell me again how the highest court in the land is focused on ’the Constitution’ and not on making sure my backyard isn’t ‘aurally blighted’ by a $2 popsicle. Absolute clown show. #CommonSenseIsDead #GetOffMyLawn”