**Breyer’s Ghost Drops the Hottest Album of 2025: ‘Order, Orderless’**

Breyer’s Ghost Drops the Hottest Album of 2025: ‘Order, Orderless’

WASHINGTON D.C. — In the strangest crossover since RBG became a pop culture icon, the ghost of Justice Stephen Breyer has apparently ghost-produced the year’s most ironic viral hit. Titled Order, Orderless, the 12-track album samples everything from oral arguments over Chevron deference to the sound of a quill pen scratching the Dobbs decision.

The single, “We Hold These Truths (To Be Self-Evidently Confusing),” features a haunting auto-tuned loop of Chief Justice Roberts saying, “It is a jumbled mess,” played over a sick beat drop that sounds suspiciously like a gavel slamming on a wooden bench. TikTok users have already spliced the track with videos of lawmakers reading bills they clearly haven’t read, captioned: “Chief Justice Roberts’ dissenting opinion on the TikTok ban goes harder than the ban itself.”

The album’s liner notes (fire emoji) are written entirely in dissenting opinions, with a bonus track titled “Shadow Docket Slide” – a 30-second instrumental that abruptly cuts off before reaching a resolution.

Viral Verdict: Americans are collectively realizing that the Supreme Court’s biggest legacy right now isn’t landmark rulings—it’s accidentally creating the funniest mixtape of the post-modern legal era. It’s so absurd that even the algorithm is confused, which is, coincidentally, the only thing the justices unanimously agree on.