**AITA for Thinking Steven Tyler Should Just Let His Face Retire Already?**

AITA for thinking Steven Tyler should just let his face retire already?

Saw a clip of the guy shuffling around on stage last night, looking like a cursed Hot Topic mannequin that got left in the sun too long. He’s out there screaming “DREAM ONNN” but it sounds more like a dial-up modem having a stroke.

TL;DR: 75-year-old man cosplays as a rockstar from 1987, forgets he’s not actually made of leather and regret, scares the local pigeons.

Honestly, the only thing more worn out than his vocal cords is that scarf he’s been wearing since the Nixon administration. At this point, he’s not “living on the edge,” he’s aggressively napping on it. 🎤💀