**LOCAL MAN DECLARES ‘COMMON SENSE WAR’ on STEVEN TYLER AFTER HEARING “DREAM ON” at STOPLIGHT**

LOCAL MAN DECLARES ‘COMMON SENSE WAR’ ON STEVEN TYLER AFTER HEARING “DREAM ON” AT STOPLIGHT

Posted in Springfield Community Watchdogs (Private Group) · 2 min ago

Barry Hollis, 54 Angry Local Resident

Alright, folks. I’ve kept my mouth shut long enough. You know how I feel about people blocking the left lane, and I’ve got my opinions on gas-tax hikes—but this? This is a common-sense violation.

I’m sitting at the intersection of Main and Elm at 8:17 AM. My coffee’s hot, my blood pressure is normal for once. Then I hear it—blaring from some kid’s lifted F-150 with a shredded muffler: “Dream On” by Steven Tyler.

Now, I don’t care if you’re Aerosmith’s biggest fan. Common sense says: There is a time and a place for a 52-year-old man to scream about “singing for the laughter and singing for the tears” at a decibel that rattles my garage door—and that time is NOT before 9 AM on a Tuesday.

And don’t even get me started on his scarf collection. I’ve seen more common sense in a wet paper bag.

We need to have a serious, adult conversation about what is acceptable public behavior. If I can’t scrape my driveway without participating in an involuntary Steven Tyler concert, then God help us all.

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