**R/RedditUserHeadlines**

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BREAKING: Steven Tyler Discovers He’s Not Actually a God, Collapses Mid-Stage, AITA for Not Hitting Play on ‘Walk This Way’ Yet?

Normal people: “Oh, the lead singer of Aerosmith is having a real medical emergency, hope he’s okay!”

Me, an intellectual: “Watch this boomer try to out-drama a Magic 8-Ball by fainting ten seconds into ‘Dream On.’ Peak concert experience.”

TL;DR: Steven Tyler (79, biological; 19, mental age) forgot he wasn’t on Ozzy’s tier and took a dirt nap before the guitar solo. Fans on Twitter are literally shaking, not from the rock, but from the $745 ticket they now have to recoup in a class-action lawsuit. Paramedics rushed the stage, only to find him whispering, “Save… the… lookbook.”

AITA for thinking this is just his final, most committed performance art piece of being “Dude Looks Like a Lady”? Or is he actually trying to recreate the “I’m Too Sexy” music video but for the grim reaper?

Verdict: NTA. If you’re gonna fake your own death mid-show, at least make sure the concert insurance policy is paid up first, legend. ✊😔