**AITA for Thinking Steven Tyler Should Be Tried Under the Geneva Conventions for That 2020 Super Bowl Performance?**
AITA for thinking Steven Tyler should be tried under the Geneva Conventions for that 2020 Super Bowl performance?
So my boomer dad puts on the Aerosmith halftime show from 2020 (yeah, we’re doing a deep lore dive into “the before times”). I’m expecting Walk This Way. Instead, I get a geriatric goblin wrapped in a leather scarf, flailing like he’s being tased by a ghost, while simultaneously trying to sing “Dream On” through a mouth full of marbles and unprocessed rage.
He’s 1,000 years old, wearing more scarves than a mummy, and sounded like a dying lawnmower trying to gargle gravel. The high note? It wasn’t a note. It was a war crime. My dad says, “That’s rock and roll, son.”
TL;DR: My dad has earplugs in while defending a man who looks like a lost member of The Walking Dead who found a Gucci warehouse. AITA, or did Steven Tyler owe me a new pair of eardrums for that absolute dumpster fire of a vocal performance? 🚩🚩🚩