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AEROSMITH FRONTMAN STEVEN TYLER DECLARES HIMSELF “GRANDPA OF THE INTERNET” AFTER MEME DETECTIVES UNCOVER HIS 2009 “WEIRD TWITTER ERA”

LOS ANGELES, CA – In a development that has simultaneously broken the space-time continuum and delighted Gen Z, legendary rock icon Steven Tyler has been officially crowned the “Grandpa of the Internet” after a deep-dive into the archives unearthed his long-lost, truly unhinged 2009 Twitter feed.

The irony? It’s not about his voice. It’s about his tweets.

The thread that broke the timeline features Tyler, then 61, live-tweeting his own dental surgery with the hashtag #NumbLipsWorldTour, followed by a philosophical thread on why his pet monkeys are better conversationalists than his ex-bandmates. But the pièce de résistance? A screenshot of a tweet reading: “Just saw a bird. It was very rude. I told it to ‘Dream On.’ It didn’t laugh. Rude bird.”

The internet, currently obsessed with “cringe archaeology,” has lost its collective mind. Meme historians point out the delicious irony: a man famous for screaming “I don’t wanna miss a thing” spent the early Obama years typo-ing about bad vibes from a squirrel.

“The humor is layered,” explains Dr. Mira Patel, a digital anthropologist. “You have a Boomer icon inadvertently pre-dating the chaotic energy of a teenager on TikTok. He was doing ‘unhinged vibe content’ before it had a name. The sheer earnestness of a rock god posting ‘Just spilled coffee on my scarf :( . Is this a sign?’ is the pure, unfiltered espresso of meme gold.”

The internet is now demanding a “Concert for the