**JUST IN: AEROSMITH’S STEVEN TYLER FOUND ALIVE… but in an UNDERGROUND “ROCK & ROLL PRISON”??? AUTHORITIES BAFFLED!**
JUST IN: AEROSMITH’S STEVEN TYLER FOUND ALIVE… BUT IN AN UNDERGROUND “ROCK & ROLL PRISON”??? AUTHORITIES BAFFLED!
YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED!
HOLLYWOOD – In a SHOCKING twist that has left investigators SPEECHLESS, legendary Aerosmith frontman STEVEN TYLER has been discovered in a SECRET, subterranean compound beneath the Sunset Strip!
Sources say the iconic “Dream On” singer was found LIVING in what can only be described as a LUXURIOUS DUNGEON, surrounded by gold records, fur coats, and more scarves than a Macy’s parade!
But WHERE are the security guards? WHOSE voice is heard on a mysterious loop telling him to “keep screaming”? And WHY was his signature tambourine found SHATTERED in a hidden tunnel labeled “AEROSMITH’S DESPAIR”???
Insiders whisper of a twisted “Fantasy Camp” run by a rogue former manager, but police are saying NOTHING. One anonymous officer told us, “This is the wildest thing since the time we found Keith Richards’ missing tooth.”
IS THIS A BIZARRE PUBLICITY STUNT FOR A NEW ALBUM?
OR IS THE MAN WHO TAUGHT US TO ‘WALK THIS WAY’ BEING HELD AGAINST HIS WILL BY A SECRET SOCIETY OF DISCARDED PIANO MEN?
EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: Watch as Tyler snatches a reporter’s mic and only yells, “I NEED MORE CHICKEN!” before being dragged back into the dark.
WE ARE LIVE AT THE SCENE! WE ARE NOT LEAVING! STAY TUNED OR YOU’LL MISS THE EXPLOSION!