**AITA for Thinking Steven Tyler's New Memoir Should've Been Called "Walk This Way (Into the AEther)"?**

AITA for thinking Steven Tyler’s new memoir should’ve been called “Walk This Way (Into the AEther)”?

So apparently, the elder vampire himself, Steven Tyler, is dropping a new memoir and he’s claiming it’s his “raw, unfiltered” truth. TL;DR: The guy who literally wrote “Dude Looks Like a Lady” as a joke while high on peyote is now asking us to take his life story seriously.

But get this: He’s reportedly spilling tea on that Aerosmith feud with Joe Perry, and everyone’s acting like this is the musical equivalent of the Zapruder film. News flash: The band has had more breakups than a middle school dance. The real drama is how many scarves one man can own.

Anyway, the internet is losing its collective mind because Tyler says he “never wanted to be a rock star, just a poet.” Sure, Jan. And I’m the Pope of the Church of the Holy Vape Pen.

Verdict: NTA for cashing in, but YTA for making us pretend “Janie’s Got a Gun” was a deep political statement and not just a sick riff.

Edit: Thanks for the awards, kind strangers! And to the guy who said I don’t understand “artistic nuance” - my brother in Christ, this is the man who wore a top hat with a feather boa in 1993. We are not doing nuance.