**BREAKING: Spotify Debuts "Moral Audio" – AI That Ranks Songs by 'Soul Corruption Score'**

BREAKING: Spotify Debuts “Moral Audio” – AI That Ranks Songs by ‘Soul Corruption Score’

Stockholm, Sweden – In a move critics are calling the “final nail in the coffin of artistic integrity,” Spotify has announced a new feature called Moral Audio, an AI-powered algorithm that assigns every track a “Soul Corruption Score” (SCS) from 1 to 100.

According to leaked internal documents, the system analyzes lyrics for themes of gluttony, lust, and greed, then penalizes “hedonistic” beats—effectively banning entire genres like modern rap, hyperpop, and “morally ambiguous” indie folk.

“Art should uplift, not debase,” said a Spotify spokesperson. “Our SCS ensures you only hear songs with ‘ethical’ chord progressions.”

Outraged musicians are already calling it algorithmic censorship. But some parents’ groups are cheering, hailing it as “the end of moral decay in earbuds.”

One user in Ohio reportedly had their playlists wiped after their Spotify account registered a 92 SCS for repeated plays of WAP. “I just wanted to dance,” they said. “Now I’m flagged as a ‘societal risk.’”

Critics warn: Moral Audio may be the first step toward a world where art is measured not by beauty, but by obedience. And if you think your playlist is private, think again—the SCS is now shared with insurance companies.

Has Spotify finally killed the soul of music? Or is the moral panic itself the real corruption?