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🚨 LOCAL MAN DUMPS SPOTIFY FOR TAPE DECK: “I’M DONE PAYING FOR NO MUSIC!” 🚨

Angry local resident Frank Bellweather, 53, has officially cancelled his Spotify Premium after discovering his neighbor’s 1992 Ford F-150 still has a working cassette player. “Common sense says if I can’t physically hold the album or throw it across the room when the singer starts whining, it ain’t mine,” Bellweather posted in the “Maple Grove Watchdogs” Facebook group.

The rant, which has since gone viral with 47 angry reacts and 2,300 shares, claims Spotify’s algorithm “keeps playing that same sad indie song about a horse” and that he’s “not paying $10 a month to have my own taste betrayed by a robot.” Bellweather is now reportedly trading his monthly subscription for a jar of loose change and a handful of blank TDK tapes.

“We need to get back to real music—the kind you hear when a cracked window rattles,” Bellweather wrote. “Common sense: if you can’t skip a track by slamming your fist on the dashboard, you’re not really listening.”

Neighbors have reportedly started a GoFundMe to buy him a Walkman. “We just want the noise to stop,” said one anonymous resident.